blacktheblackbdul

LOL XD

• A : do you want to hear a dirty joke?
• B : ok
• A : a white horse fell in the mud.
• Teacher : Did your father help you with your homework?
• Student : No, he did it all by himself.
• A : hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
• B : yes, sir. You are a taxi.
• Patient : Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
• Doctor : Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
• Teacher: Why are you late?
• Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
• Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?